Survival of the Fittest at Work

Snail Mucus?  Really?  And people went to the authorities?  I would have loved to hear how that conversation went!

"Hi, is this Miami Police Department?  Yes?  Well I would like to file a complaint.  This guy gave me some snail mucus to drink and it made me sick."

Sometimes I think we have too many safety nets so that survival of the fittest can't work properly.

Demon Sheep or Sleestak?

I finally watched the demon sheep video (below) about 10 minutes ago.  It was hilarious!  If you don't have 3 minutes to watch the video, then scroll to 2:20.

I think if I looked in a mirror, I would still have that same dumbfounded look on my face.  What the heck was that????  Who approved that ad?  Someone, somewhere, watched that video and thought it was a good idea!  Maybe even 2 people did!  I hope not 3.

And who is narrating that?  I thought Paul Frees from the Haunted Mansion had already died!  Did they bring him back?  And where did they get those red eyes?  If Carly Fiorina wanted an ad like this, should have raised a little more capital and put it towards the quality of the ad so it wouldn't look like a remake of the Sleestaks in Land of the Lost.

Taking the kids out for the day

Today I am taking he kids out in public. We haven't really gone anywhere in a couple weekends. I told them my expectations for their behavior. We'll see how it goes.

I've been reading HAVE A NEW KID BY FRIDAY so it'll be interesting. Hopefully it won't end in a sea of tears (and I mean mine)!


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