Laughing in the Drive Thru

If my trip through the drive thru hadn't been so funny, I probably would be more upset that they messed up my order (they always f**k you at the drive thru).  But this time, the manager and I were laughing so hard, I'm sure it was a complete oversight on both of our parts.

I found myself at the Taco Bell drive through after an entire morning of listening to Annie (5), argue with Ryan (9).  When I pulled up to the window, I politely asked the manager if he needed a little extra help, as I was willing to have my 5 year old do some manual labor today, and that I would gladly pick her up at closing.  The manager looked at me, and without missing a beat, said, "I'v got a couple of those around here today, already!"

I was definitely not expecting that response, and we both started laughing hysterically, as Annie continued to argue in the backseat!

Sean Hannity destroys Occupier #LNYHBT #TCOT

Sean Hannity absolutely destroys this Occupier. For the first time, I really felt like my 13 year old son understood what I was trying to tell him about these people. He watched that 29 year old spoiled brat say he finally had to go get a job because his student loan money, which coincidentally, he had no idea where it comes from, was running out. Absolutely pathetic!

Life with a 10 year old boy. OMFG!!!

I kid you not, this just happened...

Colby, the dogs are thirsty, please give them water. - Colby walks to the bathroom

Colby, they need water. The bucket is in their kennel. - Colby comes in with their food bowls

Colby, they want WATER! - omg, he brings the empty bucket in the house!!!

COLBY, GET YOUR BUTT OUTSIDE AND FILL THEIR FLIPPIN' WATER BUCKET IN THE KENNEL! - Colby says, geez mom, why are you yelling?!?

There just aren't enough mood enhancers for this!


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CAUGHT! Brown handed! #fb

Well, I'm supposed to be on a diet.  I'm already down 1.5 pounds!  But today I just had to have a piece of chocolate.  It was sitting in the refrigerator.  Oh how I love cold chocolate!

Except it was a little too hard, apparently, or maybe I'm just a little too old!

Off breaks half my molar!!!!  ugh.

Frogs everywhere! #fb

Ok, maybe not everywhere. Nick got off work early today and this is what he found.

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Still no speeding ticket #fb

I've tried and tried and tried, but alas, still no speeding ticket. On Friday afternoon, I even called nick to let him know I'd be passing through his town in about 5 minutes.

Unfortunately, he was doing "paperwork" in the PD and wasn't "available".

I tried again today, zipping all around his town on my way home, radio blaring, looking cute in my new 4Runner. Is he anywhere to be found?

Nope. I think someone's all talk. Just sayin!


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Not My vacation, and I'm kind of glad!

My boss decides he and his wife are going to take a vacation to the east coast, but they're going to take a train.  You know, the one run by the government.  Two days out, 5 days at a resort, 2 days back.  Simple enough, right?

I receive a call on day 3.  Still not there.  The first train broke down and they arrived at the station 8 hours late, their connection already gone.  Impromptu hotel stay in Chicago.  I hope they remembered to change their arrival date.

Today is arrival day, back at work.  I receive another call.  This time the train broke down in Nebraska.  Not sure when they'll be here.

And now the government is going to run our health care.  Awesome.

The ugly chandeliers

After multiple requests (ok 1 and it was from my cousin), here's pics of the lamps.










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I'm going to get a speeding ticket tonight #fb

Do you ever have the feeling that something bad is going to happen, but you don't know what or when? I hate that. Worse, though, is knowing what and when.

I have been challenged by my husband. He promises that if he catches me speeding in his city, he will give me a ticket. Now, I would like to start by saying, I think that is very honorable! I don't think cops should give breaks to people because they are family or coworkers. I have had my fair share of tickets growing up, and frankly I deserved every one of them. Sure, I may have gotten upset, but I wasn't upset with the Cop, I was upset with myself... you know, that thing called 'taking responsibility for your actions'.

Anyhoo, so hubby made it public knowledge last night that he would actually enjoy giving me a ticket, and to me, that sounded like a challenge! I should be entering his city at approximately 5:15 this evening, and passing by the PD shortly after.

My anticipation is impossible to control...



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My husband's hilarious Facebook post about the Amish at Lone Star

Just finished dinner at "Lone Star", sat next to an Amish Family in Brighton CO, awkward. It was only Awkward because I knew little about the Amish except for what I learned from "The Witness" staring Harrison Ford and Kelly McGillis. So I had to wiki "The Amish". Not just "Amish" which made me wonder why they had "the" infront of "Amish" which wiki didn't answer. I mean were not "the honkies" just "Honkies".

So the more I read the more I kept watching to see it they were gonna act more "Amish" like shunning or "rumspringa" which is a word I intend on working into a casual conversation at starbuck soon. So now I am at the movies wearing buddy holly 3D glasses thinking about "THE GOD DAMN AMISH".

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